do-release-upgradetool, make sure the server has enough RAM available or else you could find your SSH connection killed and the system thoroughly broken. Also make sure you have backups.
Mistakes were made. My old blog is now completely lost. Oh well, lessons learned. Time to start anew.
The title of this post is a reference to the reincarnate spell in Dungeons & Dragons, which requires “rare oils and unguents worth at least 1,000 gp, which the spell consumes” (5E PHB, 271)